super nice constructive criticism on my writing will make me feel terrible and cry anyway
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
ARE YOU LOVIN’ IT
i was so fucking mesmerized by this scene when i first saw it omf
IS THAT TH E FUKCING CHESS GUY
IT IS THE FREAKING CHESS GUY FROM THAT ONE PIXAR SHORT. YOU SNEAKY DISNEY IMAGINEERS GOD I LOVE ‘EM
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what if jim wasn’t short for james it was short for jimothy
captain jimothy t kirk
"Tiberius? You kidding me? No, that’s the worst. Let’s name him after your dad. Let’s call him Jimothy."
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