Posted 6 hours ago

clannyphantom:

i cant believe 14 year olds are having sex and getting drunk. when i was 14 i had snow white hair and glowing green eyes i could walk through walls disappear and fly i was much more unique than the other guys

Posted 6 hours ago

acuriousthirsting:

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato 

They were trying to join the conversation and didn’t know how.

Posted 6 hours ago
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Posted 1 day ago

silenthill:

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

Posted 1 day ago
Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?
Posted 1 day ago

http://cerulean-tmp.tumblr.com/post/95775710299/halfrican-queen-cerulean-tmp-i-honestly

cerulean-tmp:

halfrican—queen:

cerulean-tmp:

I honestly really truly love how everybody is giving Nicki shit about “rubbing her crotch” during her performance like LOL REALLY? You’re gonna tell me that it’s inappropriate for her hand to be on her crotch but NOBODY has a problem when guys grab their…

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Posted 2 days ago

people don’t really want to know you, they just want to know you’ll be around to listen to themselves talk.

Posted 2 days ago

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

my life is laughing at me

Posted 3 days ago

u gotta keep a lot a shit to yourself

(Source: ybnix)

Posted 3 days ago

thelof9:

zouweemama:

paynal:

princebaryll:

sssAAAAYYYVVVEEe mAAAAaAaAaaaAAYyY

FUCK ME NONONASD NON

If you have not listened to this yet you need to this is life changing

fun fact: if you listen in at about 2:48 not only does the guy miss a line but he attempts to cover it up by screaming “RUFF” like a freakign dog

Posted 3 days ago